"Which is annoying."
"Which is annoying."
i got a new tattoo today i’m so pleased with it ahhh
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
Excellent gif use
"Modest yet bold, liberal and fun-loving."
Naming Uruguay the country of the year in 2013, the Economist may very well have described the rising nation’s head of state, President José “Pepe” Mujica.
Known for his unusual frankness, fiery oration and bold leadership to turn ideas into action, the 78-year-old leader possesses and practices the very characteristics that many world leaders fail to emulate. He has also garnered international acclaim for his progressive policies, down-to-earth personality and simple presentation, which has earned him a reputation as “the world’s poorest president.”
No, but my favourite thing is that they showed up and all the other twins had matching outfits so they left and went across the road and bought matching shirts and wore them for the entire audition process.
Admit it we were all a little bummed out that the old lady didn’t actually all that badass fighting in this scene
I WAS DEVASTATED
#literally everyone in the theatre gasped when this lady started fucking shit up#mouths dropped gasps were heard#and then there was a sort of ‘oh’ that dropped over the crowd#we’re ready for it marvel#we’re ready for a squad of old ladies kicking butt#give it to us (stuffimgogingtohellfor)
I choose to believe that before the Alzheimer’s really set in Peggy and a bunch of the other retired ladies of SHIELD used to tell their families they were going out for bingo nights and then drive into the roughest parts of the city to bring some sweet vigilante justice. Nobody ever heard about it because none of the criminals were ever willing to admit they got their asses kicked by a bunch of grandmas, but there was a sudden drop in crimes against the elderly in DC.
It got better
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
neither do a lot of women
We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a vcr is. I am scared
And here’s today’s reminder that I’m getting OLD.
No this joke is fantastic because it works on three levels.
- If you’re too young to know what VCRs were, “Ha ha, things used to be weird in the past.”
- If you’re old enough to know intellectually what they were, “Ha ha, young people need VCRs explained to them. Silly kids.”
- If you’re old enough to actually remember using VCRs, “YES, THE CLOCKS, THEY DID ALWAYS FLASH 12:00 WHY COULD NO ONE FIGURE THAT OUT!”
Funny to three different groups for three different reasons.
i grew up with a vcr that told the correct time