I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
convo my brother had with my dog earlier
thankyouforyourcooperation's tags are the best for this:
Are you kidding? These birds are some of the smartest birds on the planet. These fuckers are smarter than the average tourist. They will use teamwork to steal your food and laugh as they fly away. They will unscrew jars to get at the food in them. They will atually fly into your open car and steal your wallet because fuck you that’s why.
So yeah, they’re assholes.
But I resent the “stupid” comment
i like this whole rise of internet personalities and youtube/vine celebrities and all. we’re taking power away from mainstream celebrities and media and putting it in our own hands. i mean, there are downfalls but it’s nice to see regular folk get to shape media these days.
So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.
This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.