February 2012
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Me: The Vampire Diaries is on tv and one of the guys looks like a male Justin Bieber.
Alyssa: Omfg, you do realize Justin Bieber is male?
none of my real life friends are online because...
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parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
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geography lesson from your friendly neighbourhood...
effugererealitas:
lunalalonde:
the world! (that’s where we all live)
amurrica (that’s where most of you live)
australia (not new zealand)
new zealand (that’s where i live)
not the same country
Things you should all know.
Come visit us in Middle Earth.
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onewsbutt:
How do you even ask someone to be your valentine how do you make them something nice without being creepy What do you put in the card “roses are red violets are blue idk I think we’re both moderately attractive and in each other’s league and we’re both single why isn’t this happening”
I have sex daily.
bestofsickipedia:
Sorry, I meant dyslexia.
i watched smash and it was a very bad idea because...
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Remus: you are part of my religion
Remus: idc if you never signed up
Remus: simply by knowing me
Remus: you are a part of it
Alyssa Tracey: i feel forced
Remus: oh, no
Remus: the forcing won't happen until we actually meet
Remus: and i feel horny
new theme
not entirely happy with it, but i am going to bed now.
i’ll probably end up revamping it all again sometime in the next week depending on what photo i can find to use instead of the current one.
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January 2012
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if it's meant to be the two of them fighting...
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So, in addition to my maybe-stalker today
I had a guy on drive-thru checking me out and then another guy trying to get his friend to ask me for (possibly) my number, but I don’t know if it would’ve been for him or for her…
In unrelated news the school year has started...
So I can now count on seeing the occasional attractive guy every week day I work from 3-4pm.
I think I have a stalker oh god
A couple weeks ago she was ordering at work and asked what time I finished and was disappointed to find out it was two hours later and today I caught her with the camera on her phone pointed at me either taking my photo or fucking videoing me oh my god
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teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Watchlikeacumulonimbus:
Pandora has hit 100+ listens. Here is a bonus track for being awesome fans.
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Watchchildhoodgames:
likeacumulonimbus:
New songs. Listen/download!
Yesyesyes, everyone listen and download all her stuff because she is amazing.
Go go go!
i reblogged this at a terrible time last night but people please listen and stuff :D
Watchlikeacumulonimbus:
New songs. Listen/download!
Yesyesyes, everyone listen and download all her stuff because she is amazing.
Go go go!