January 2012
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I arrive in Sydney the day after the Mardi Gras...
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some lady rang up work tonight and left a message...
the restaurant manager rang her back expecting a complaint and instead she wanted to compliment my serving her and now i’m gonna get a free meal next time i work aww yee.
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I have a selection of cheeses and I can't tell if...
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Under ACTA, airport officials would be allowed to... →
… This article is from March 2010, everybody.
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oh god, the childhoodgames trend from twitter has...
EXCUSE YOU, YOU ARE RUINING MY TRACKED TAG, PLEASE STOP
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
i have reblogged three things but i can't see them
only the notes i’m getting on them…
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And I know,
I’ve said this all before,
but opposites attract.
We try and run...
– You Me At Six // Crash
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jinxandmagic:
i go back to school in 10 days im going to the bathroom and i hope i slip and crack my head open on the tiles
#what if i actually slip #im taking my socks off
omfg i love you
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In an effort to get people to look into each other’s eyes more, and also to appease the mutes, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words per day. When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant I point at chicken noodle soup. I am adjusting well to the new way. Late at night, I call my long distance lover, proudly...
so becoming the top worldwide trending topic on...
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i just went through my school tag and now i'm...
usually at this time of the year i’m all “ooh yay, school is starting in a week or so” but now i’m finished and i’m not going to tertiary this year and it feels really weird after 13 years of education for it to just be like “yup, not going to school at all this year have fun finding things to do”
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oh hey in one month and 16 hours i'll be on a...
that’s exciting
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i gained about 50 followers on twitter thanks to...
#childhoodgames has been replaced as the top...
looks like it’s copying the youth of today…
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Anonymous asked: You have amazing lips in that video.
childhoodgames is the top trending topic worldwide...
people have accidentally tweeted me instead of tagging and i’ve also gained about 20 followers cool
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rumour:
if you’re a ginger and you’re hot you should be like crying tears of joy all the time because hot gingers are like super rare
okay so there's a hail storm going on right now,...
it’s the middle of fucking summer what is happening
i like how the video is all "No thumbnail"
i do not like how it end with the glitch and repeat of my goodbye
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ifistedgandhi said: i love your lips omg
omfg they look so pink right now jesus christ
manlet said: dat dere strong as fuck kiwi accent
… do not know if sarcasm or not
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i’m kinda sleep deprived and sound really weird but hi